I want some mail in my flesh envelope.
Come in! leave your shoes at the door... What's that? you're not wearing any? Here! take mine! ......yes 100% cotton... yes... fair trade... no smoking inside please... my grandmother's... we must do this more often... no you keep them! ... I'm allergic to dairy.
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A little self promotion never hurt anyone.
To all my trillions of followers… I have a blog with some little doodles and junk if you’re interested.
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no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan
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merry xmas everyone
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This is me and these are things in my house.
